1 Patra Bade Bhaiya Ke Naam

This letter (patra) is between 5 of us.

I mean to say me and my four office friends

Me: Deep = kalam wali = jhada wali

Deepika = 4 baal wali = choti bahane

Gurri = Vibhishan

Pooh = 40 baal wali

Pawa = bhaiya

As one of our dear friend Pawa left the company about a month back and promised to us that he will treat us when he will receive his first salary. Also we all are participating in Delhi half marathon except him so Gurri is trying to persuade him to get pickup and drop service till the venue.

So here it goes...................

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Gurri: to Pawa

Om
Om Namah Sivay!
Om Namah Sivay!!


Pujyaniya bhaiya

Charno me sadar pranam. Hum sabhi yahan kushal mangal hai aur Asha karte hain ki iswar se aapki sadaiv kushalta ki kamna karte hain. Yahan ka smachar sab thik hai. Sabhi aapko bahut yaad karte hain. Aapka vyapar wahan kaisa chal rha hai. Aapko ab pure mahine wahn ho chale hain. Aur ab to aapka pahle mahine ki tankhwah bhi milne wali hogi. To sabhi ghar wale bol rahe the ki sabhi gaaon walon ko amantrit karke ek bada sa bhandara ka ayojan karma chahiye. Hum sabhi aapka nam aankhon se intezaar kar rahe hain. Aap jaldi hi is rangarang karyakram ka ayojan padhar ka ise sampurna kijiye.
Aur 1 baat ye hai ki main novermber ki 1 tarik ko delhi me ayojit hui adha marathon wale daud me maine bhag liya hai. To yahan se itni subah yatayat ka koi sadhan uplabdh nahi hai. Soch rha tha agar aap apna 135CC wala DTS-I engine yukt fatfatiya leke aa jate to hame jane me suvidha hoti. Aap bhi wahan jaoge to bahut anandit hoge. Bahut sari manoranjan ki samagriya wahan pe uplabdh hai. Indralok se pariyaan bhi aayengi. To agar aap bhi hamare saath chalet to achha hota.
Achha ab ishwar ka naam lekar patrant karta hun. Aapke aptra ka intezar karunga. Aap wahan man laga ke apna vyapar karma.

Pranaam

Aapka apna
Vibhishan

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Deepika: reply to Gurri

Pranaam bhaiya,

Vibhishan ke neka khayaal hai…. Agar aap waha aayege to aapki 40baal wali ko bahut acha lage ga….atha hum asha karte hai ki aap waha pe jarroor aayege or Vibhishan ko bhi lekar aayege… kyun ki uske bina Queen Sharama (jhada wali) dukhi ho jaayegi…

Aap ki choti bahane

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Pawa: reply to Gurri

Are ye kaise kasie mail aa rahe hain, lagta hai mera mail id kisi email marketing wali company ke haathon main chala gaya hai.
ye sala bihaar main bhi email marketing companies khul gayee hai kya....

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Deep: reply to Deepika

Are O!,

Umar mein badi aur kad se choti bhena,
Aga ap patre mein logo ke bare mein aise likhengi to dehlijiye, abhe to hum kewal patr ka likhit uttar de rahe hain, kahi mokhik uttar dene pe aye to kuch jyaad he chotti ho jayngi.

Apke uttar ki pratikshya mein nahi,

Deep

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Pooh: reply to Deepika

Dadi kaun khujlata hai jiske char bal hote hain…….dil ki baat kahe to kahein kaise….isliye yaha bhaiya ke madhyam se saiya kaha gaya hai…..

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Deepika: reply to Deep and Pooh

Are bhano,jigar ka tukada,meri aadi jaan….
Aap ne to dil pe le liya… main to srif bhaiya ki hi bhane hoo ne…
Kyun ki last mail main 40 baal wali or 4 baal wali ke biche main huye yud main bhaiya ne 40baal wali ko apane liya tha..to mujhe to choti bhane bana hi tha…. L
Or jhada wali to default hi Vibhishan bhaiya ki thi….

Aagar aap logo ko meri baat se dukha mila ho to,aapki gunegar…….

Bhaiya………………………

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Gurri: (Forwarded exclusive from Pawa) to all
Bade bhaiya ne aap ko ye kataksha kiya hai

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Aie sala ye sab to aapas main hee lad padi.............maje lo
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Pawa: reply to Deepika

Are balike humka laagat hai ki chutka kaala dil jalat hai kahin.....

kono baat naahin bachwa toka bhi mil jaat boyfriendwa......kaahe jalat ho ....

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Deep: reply to Pawa

Bahut sahi, badke bhaiya: lekin ap ek bhool kar rahein hain. Ihaan koi Boyfreindwa nahi, 4 bal wali badki didi ko to ap heya chaiye...

Jara gaur se dekhiye unka letter mein apko harne ka gum...

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Pooh : reply to Deep

NAHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII………

Meraa _____________________________________ sirf mera hai……

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Pawa: reply to Deep

Are uuh to hum janat hain kalam wali baai per hum bhi ka karen .......kiss kiss ko ....................aage aap khud hee samazdaar hain....

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Deepika: reply to Pooh

Arre 40bal wali bhana aap pareshan mata ho…..bhaiya srif aapke hai…main to unki choti bahana hoo….

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Deepika: reply to Pawa
App sab gayan se door hai……. Isliye aap sab asi baat kar raha hai……

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Pooh: reply to Deepika

Ab kuch acha lag raha hai…. J

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Deepika: reply to Pooh

Dekha bahane main aapka dukha jaanti hoo….
Krapa kar ke ye gayan jahada wali ko bhi de…

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Gurri: reply to Pawa

Namaskar bhaiya,

Aaap to hamare praso ka utaar karna hi bhul gaye hain. Aur apna parivaar basane lage hain. Hamare gaaon me sabhi ko unke prasnon ka utaar aa gya hai, lekin mere prasno ka koi utaar nahi aya hai. Aur ye dono chutki, badki jab dekho apna prem prasang leke suru ho jati hain. Aapko kya se kya bana diya hai in dono ne. Hum jaante hain aapka umar ho chala hai aur baal bhi lagbhag sare jhad gaye hain. Lekin is chote vibhisan ki pida ka bhi samadhan karo.
hamre 2 prasna nimnlikhit hain;
1. Kya aap apne charn kamlo ko le gaon me vishal bhandara ka ayojan kar rahe hain?

2. kya aap apna vahan leke Delhi ke adha marathon me hame leke jayenge?

Apka
Pyara vibhisan

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Deepika: reply to Pawa

bhaiya aap Vibhishan bhaiya ko bol do ki aap aa raho ho or usidin bhandara ka bhi aayojan ho ga,uske mooh pe ........ J

aap ki choti bhane

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Pawa: reply to Gurri

Are bachwa tumhaar pratham prashna ka uttar to ee hai ki, abhi humaar jama naahin hai, aur dukaandaari bhi pakki naahin hai..to bhandara wandara to abhi naahin ho sakat.
aur tuhaar dusare prashna ka uttar hum de hee rahe the ki baamen tanik twist aai gawa hai.....are tum to janat ho hamar mitra amitwa ko...unki dharampatni bhi ja daud main bhaag lewat rahi...parantu ab wo naahin jaa rahi hai....to ho sakat hai ki hum jaayen wo ki jagah...

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Gurri: reply to Pawa

To kya aap ye batana chahte ho ki aap apne mitra Amit ki dharampatni banke jaaoge.

Hey bhagwaan. Aap kitna badal gaye ho. Hum saath challenge aapke vahan se to aram se wahan sabhi bhoj bhandara karke ayenge.

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Pawa: reply to Gurri

Are babua kaahe ghabrawat ho agar hum gaye to tum hee jaoge hamare sath hum vachan dete hain......

praan na jaye vachan chahe chala jaaye....

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Ab hua samapt.........